Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit

Wed Jan 7, 2009 12:23pm EST

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday.

"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

Police told the Cairns Post that scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene.

I love you, Reuters.

Woulda been 10x better if he'd sliced up the dolls before dumping them in the alley, but I guess Jr. hasn't gotten the stomach up for that yet.

Shan: I got one of the big cans of spaghettios so if you wanna go ahead and cook them while I put this stuff away you can.
Erin: Okay, do you cook them on the stove or in the fridge?
Shan: ....
Shan: ................. ::Still processing that one, AKA, did she REALLY just ask that?::
Shan: .... in the fridge?

Five minutes later she's like IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE ANYONE COULD HAVE MADE IT


YEA SURE BUDDY

mood: ... // music: nada

What the shit.

http://www.believers.org/tr107.htm

The article is titled "How To Commit Suicide."