Just some artsy stuff and a page full of random doodles that I've been doing for the past few days, for random people or just because they popped into my head.
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ceylon: ..... but that won't keep me from raping him come AWAceylon: shhhhhceylon: :Fkofi: RPKF:LSDJFSDfkofi: your rape is safe with me :(... when erins won't go to bed :|
ceylon: Trying to make Erin do anything is like trying to order around someone that is half in a coma.ceylon: They hear you but it doesn't register :'(thehorde: I'm trying to lure her to bed with puppies.ceylon: ::Was about to try luring with beatings but pauses to consider your idea might work better???::thehorde: Every time I try to lure her into bed with manlyfawn, she pulls out the male characters and makes it all weird. :(kofi: SDFOJG it's true i suddenly turn the tables on him and become his father :'yceylon: :'( You poor thing.ceylon: Try luring her with girlyfawn and maybe the sheer horror will make her run to bed screaming.thehorde: I did one better.thehorde: I explained to her that if tampons had wings, you could glide them like paper airplanes, only you could light the strings like little rockets.kofi: that's really scary and i'm a girl i think i'm going to crythehorde: Light the strings so they look like they have little rocket engines.kofi: aosdfjperwl;rkaejtgapowrejghkofi: ogjofrfpse;lkfghkofi: /)_(\ ROFL THAT'S HORRIDkofi: :( congratulations you're the first man i've ever met who makes HORRIBLY HILARIOUS TAMPON JOKESkofi: ON HIS OWN;;;;thehorde: I only make awful, tasteless jokes because I care!kofi: sdfsjkg it's wonderful :( if only tampons WERE so usefulthehorde: I think they're PLENTY useful!kofi: sdfasdgasdfjkhasdkljf I'M GOING AFK ON YOU and i'll actually come back this timeceylon: .... that is strangely awesome. D:ceylon: and she's LYINGceylon: watch she'll get lost downstairs and not be able to find her computer againceylon: MY SPOON IS STUCK HELP XOceylon: ::tries to excavate it from her ice cream::ceylon: quick someone get me takima maybe his flames will melt the ice creamceylon: I NEED A DRAG QUEEN STATceylon: ::!! idea! picks up the phone and calls erin's dad::kofi: sdfASDG:LSDJKFH:lksdfpOAEGJL:KSjgkofi: NOSDJFLKSDJGkofi: ROJFSKJGkofi: ::sob::<&TwoZero> so.. the internet at work died completely and after trying to fix it I said fuck it and went home
<&TwoZero> and ran netstumbler on the bus.. and found 336 accesspoints
<&TwoZero> the bus stopped in front of a church, and the SSID 'satans partyhouse' appeared
[clan] Baron Mind: That your network, Cey? :D
[clan] Cey: ASKLSHF
One of the best parts of today included discovering I found the song the line "I wanna love you but my hands are tied" comes from. I didn't even know it came from a song, but there I was listening to it, and I heard it, and I was like, "...! It's in a song! D: !!" For this
annwyd is awesome because she gave me freedom to rape her music directory. X*child_labor ALSO gave me freedom to rape her iPod when we were down in Orlando (she had no choice really I almost mauled her when I saw it and it was either her LIFE or the music I swear true story), and totally sent me all the songs I wrote down (if I'd had my way I probably would have decimated BOTH of the hotel notepads in our room writing songs down, but it was like three in the morning), so I'm listening to all of that too. *A*)/ Ohgod I have MUSIC AGAIN.Speaking of, I never really got a chance to talk about my wonderfully awesome trip to Orlando.
I also finished a layout for Lexi that she requested (she wanted something simple but elegant and by elegant i mean i'm lying she didn't specify anything other than simple and pretty), the first free account editting I've done in a while. ( It came out pretty nicely. ) I mean, once I could get off my ass and finish it. *A*)/
In fact, it has even inspired me to write a silly poem story JUST FOR HER. I used to write these all the time, little rhyming stories that were just for fun and laughing and cheering people up with. I never claimed to be consistent with my rhyming or meter, either, because that just isn't the point. <333
>)
i have snark with a smile
and i've got a shark's guile
i'll hum a catchy tune
while i'm selling you the moon
then tapdance on your grave--
for no more than a penny a day!
that's a steal, cross my heart
and i'd be so loathe to depart
with it for any less, i promise you
"hey, sir," she said -- "i like your style
come and talk to me a while
we'll wine and dine
where all is fine
and forget the world today--
(as long as you behave)
no--don't, i heard the stories they tell
and i won't buy what you have to sell
they say, little girls, lock your doors,
the devil's come to play
you're better off with mopping floors
than being led astray!"
darling, darling, pretty girl,
you've yet to see the world!
don't listen to those lies:
i'm a gentleman, i assure you,
and i'm never in disguise
so let me see those pretty eyes--
darling, dance with me a while
(and if, in the end,
you're never seen again, well
there's a risk to every game, they say,
and you can't say they
didn't warn you--i enjoy this far too much
or maybe, just maybe, not enough.
but i have a remedy for that, too.)
that's what you get okay it's your fault for mentioning your fucked up taste in men
child_labor: It's making me think of a beach towel my mom has of a grinning shark with sunglasses that says "Trust me."slkf;hslafhdshg that works too ;;;; lol~
The rest of my day has been summed up in bits of Strange, and props to
kofi and thehorde for somehow managing not to get lost in my insanity and playing along with my happy!hyper rambling that I'm sure had at least one of them going "WTF" at least once. Especially Erin. Oh poor Erin;;; what kind of fucking crack was I on;;; THANK YOU FOR THE DROOLCUP oh you're so nice to me i love you X*child_labor: ... by the way, what's the password to my journal? ::Sweatdrop::ceylon: *****!child_labor Really? That makes sense.^ But at least I'm not the only one.
Mom: I know! When I found out he wasn't going to die I decided I wasn't going to take it anymore.
... D: You never fail to shock me, mother.
ceylon: ::tells takima.::ceylon: ::and then has to stop and explain what girl parts are.::foxfur: KLSJD Lfsffffoxfur: rLKSJD ROFLfoxfur: oh godfoxfur: .../)_(\ceylon: "okay, well--you see. it's kind of like a frog."ceylon: ".. a frog? D:"foxfur: A FROGfoxfur: WHATceylon: "yes--a frog. like.."ceylon: "you know how if you cut open a frog's belly it separates and is all squishy and warm? it's like that."ceylon: "--HANAME-SAN XO"foxfur: kljJSDJKDJDJKDKJDfoxfur: OH GODfoxfur: akslfj s::LEAVES YOU::Oh meeeg~ I hope you had nice frog dreams. :*
ceylon: Oh hey is there anything else you want me to bring you?child_labor: Like what?ceylon: I.. I'm not sure. :| I'll find something insanely weird like-----ceylon: ..... I have a wind-up hopping penis a friend brought me from Las Vegas. :|ceylon: You know like those teeth.ceylon: But instead it's a penis.child_labor: .... oh boy.ceylon: Your search - hopping penis toy - did not match any documents. ceylon: Ohsad. :(ceylon: ::Was going to show a picture.::also this icon is fucking hypnotic i can't stop watching it
Calis: Cey you seem to have an obsession with body parts.
^ In honor of you I'm including my current song on this week's 10.
Also: NO I DON'T I PROMISE
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JeannieBeenie: Morning guys.
SilliusSoddus: Hey JB!
Maeldwyn: Sillius said BJ!
SilliusSoddus: Ah, dirty-minded dyslexics.
Cey pops up at the mention of dirty-minded dyslexics, and suggests we start a band.
^ Welcome to the Garden of Earthly Delights in the morning. C'mon, that would be such a cool band name. This conversation spawned a whole new one about "singing" and "doing the dishes" which I'm just not going to go into.
What happens when we end up in a discussion of everybody's favorite subject, ass:
Gemelli: It's fantastic.
Cey: Fantasstic?
lopey: fantass-tic.
Cey .. so I definitely read that as "Fanta Ass"
Cey: and four small brightly clothed booty-dancing women suddenly appeared on my desktop.
. : . : . : .
After counting her saying "oh my god" in our conversation a minimum of seven times:
foxfur: oh my godfoxfur: ::shares chocolate::ceylon: *A* ::takes::ceylon: you must be having an orgasm every five minutesceylon: you're having trouble writing and keep saying "oh my god"foxfur: lKJSDDDD. : . : . : .
In other news: I'll be out of town down in central Florida probably the 8th and the 9th visiting
child_labor while she visits a college in Winter Park. If I somehow find a magical excuse to stay longer, I just might ("Hi, I'm Lexi's sister, can I go on tour as well?"), but I'll definitely be back sometime on the 11th because Dad's surgery is scheduled for the 12th.We're hopeful~
If anyone wants to call me/send me text message sex while I'm out of town or while I'm waiting at the hospital while dad undergoes his surgery, lemme know and I can throw up a friendslock with my number on it.
By the way? Best icon ever.
ceylon: so i'm ordering pizzaceylon: and i'm totally contemplating taking the pizza from the delivery guyceylon: and then shutting the door on him without payingceylon: as my april fool's jokekofi: ROFLkofi: ROFALKJGHkofi: ROFSJLK do itkofi: rrrrofl give him a nice tip to make up for itceylon: the only hitch in my planceylon: is if he makes me pay firstceylon: ::NEEDS A PLAN B::ceylon: oh if only i had foreign money on me to give himceylon: "lol here's chinese currency I HOPE THIS WILL COVER IT"
