ceylon: sjkadjgsaf why is my caption beside my guild name "FOR SALE"
wreeth: Because I would exchange you for fake internet money in a heartbeat.

[clan] Cey: [link] http://www.bash.org/?635590

<&TwoZero> so.. the internet at work died completely and after trying to fix it I said fuck it and went home
<&TwoZero> and ran netstumbler on the bus.. and found 336 accesspoints
<&TwoZero> the bus stopped in front of a church, and the SSID 'satans partyhouse' appeared


[clan] Baron Mind: That your network, Cey? :D
[clan] Cey: ASKLSHF

Me: Wh--.. tell them they need chemo and suddenly they're bossing everybody around like they own you. 9__9
Mom: I know! When I found out he wasn't going to die I decided I wasn't going to take it anymore.


... D: You never fail to shock me, mother.

mood: psycho // music: kidney thieves - feathers

Some of the best conversations happen coming home from school.

"You need to get your permit so you can learn how to drive."
".. I know how to drive."
"Okay, like - let's go for legally."
"::Scoff.::"

...

"Have you taken the four hour course yet?"
"No."
"Want me to take it with you?"
"Sure, why not. I need someone to mess around with and create chaos. Like, throw notes around, and not pay attenion, all the good stuff."
"The teachers don't care. They're all like, ex-convicts."
".. ::Perk!::"
".. you are a sad, sad, girl."

...

"Four words: bent over teacher's desk."
"::Dead. So, so, dead.::"

.. I think only L will understand / fully appreciate this.

But god, it's horribly amusing nonetheless.