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OH NOSE YOU SAY?

Because Deme typo'd "ohnoes!" as "ohnose" in CC and it was an OPPORTUNITY -- and I am, of course, an opportunist -- I made him a gift to commemorate his mistake.

Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit

Wed Jan 7, 2009 12:23pm EST

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man broke into three adult shops, had sex with blow up dolls named "Jungle Jane" and then dumped his plastic conquests in a nearby alley, local media reported Wednesday.

"It's totally bizarre. It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the street," said one of the owners of the adult sex shops in Cairns in northern Queensland state.

"He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley," the owner, who gave the name of Vogue, told the Cairns Post newspaper.

Police told the Cairns Post that scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures of the crime scene.

I love you, Reuters.

Woulda been 10x better if he'd sliced up the dolls before dumping them in the alley, but I guess Jr. hasn't gotten the stomach up for that yet.

rofl.. some of my coworkers are fucking precious


[19:14] jccs: your OCC is unacceptable
[19:15] jccs: i'm going to need you to do something about that
[19:16] jccnm: whatever
[19:16] jccnm: its doing good
[19:16] jccs: which IDO did you give sexual favors to
[19:16] jccs: i hear jesus doesn't accept them anymore
[19:17] jccs: that reminds me
[19:17] jccs: i drove by a baptist church one day
[19:17] jccs: and you know how they always have those billboards with their little catch phrases on the front
[19:17] jccnm: yeah
[19:17] jccnm: what did it say?
[19:17] jccs: it said
[19:17] jccs: "The best position is on your knees."
[19:17] jccs: and i was like RLY
[19:17] jccnm: LOL
[19:17] jccnm: that's whorable

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[19:28] voeltzwagon: cough it up sugartits
[19:28] voeltzwagon: daddy needs his coke

i made BA download a song ("bombay" by timbaland) and

antiheroism: whoah its like iraq music
ceylon: ROFL
ceylon: oh.. BA..
antiheroism: i cant remember what it was called XD
antiheroism: indian
antiheroism: there you go

why do i know so many racist people;;;;;

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ceylon: ::checks you with gaydar to see if your gay level has gone down any::
ceylon: szkhfshg ::covers face when it explodes::
ceylon: OFF THE CHARTS RETREAT RETREAT ::dash for safety::
ashchan: jlkjkljk
ashchan: SEMPER FI MOTHERFUCKER DO OR DIE DX ::explodes into a rainbow::

Shan: I got one of the big cans of spaghettios so if you wanna go ahead and cook them while I put this stuff away you can.
Erin: Okay, do you cook them on the stove or in the fridge?
Shan: ....
Shan: ................. ::Still processing that one, AKA, did she REALLY just ask that?::
Shan: .... in the fridge?

Five minutes later she's like IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE ANYONE COULD HAVE MADE IT


YEA SURE BUDDY

ceylon: sjkadjgsaf why is my caption beside my guild name "FOR SALE"
wreeth: Because I would exchange you for fake internet money in a heartbeat.