Medy: what went wrong in my childhood
Medy: I'm really not even sure
Asura: omg that conversation
Asura: made me squirm
Medy: see? I squirmed too, but for all the wrong reasons

Medy: .. maybe it's a better idea if I don't procreate
Asura: I agree.


In other news, I have finally found an adjective to adequately describe the sticky, nasty, clinging humidity of Florida where every time you walk outside it's like being in a sauna full of everyone else's evaporated sweat, congratulations! I hope you didn't want to feel clean today! and that adjective is "corpse-rotting" weather. Because that's exactly what this shit is good for.

Who doesn't want to feel like they just squeezed through a plumber's buttcrack like the world's dirtiest slip-n-slide?

Ain't dirty in a good way, either. Did you just throw up in your mouth a little too?