Medy: (818): Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Medy: ^ kind of true
Medy: more a texture thing though
Grell: ......
Grell: they feel funny
Medy: yes
Medy: who wants to put their mouth on something that feels like you're kissing an innertube covered in skin?
Medy: *thinks about it some more* an innertube filled with jelly I guess
Medy: ... like a jelly donut
Medy: dude how awesome would it be if you bit into a fake boob and red jelly oozed out
Medy: because that would be fucking win
Medy: especially if it tasted like donut filling

Medy: you know sometimes I wonder how my brain goes on these tangents
Medy: I can already hear Jean going "why are you so stupid?"
Asura: ...................
Asura: wow
Asura: you just...
Medy: Guilty as charged.
Medy: ... but at least I found a potential way to make fake boobs worthwhile.